Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver…More
im gonna speak little here after
im not a gud talker.when im frustrated,ill just speak senseless to people n hurt them too. this morning i misunderstood one guy and just burts out in anger. and i did the same 2 another guy in the afternoon. then i worried of doing so…. im gonna stop this myself. ill speak little here after.…More
You’ve Been Programming Too Long When…
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.…More
Jokes of the Day
Automatic Aeroplane The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied…More
Balu’s Love Story
I am L.Balamuthu B.tech (put a bar over the B.tech) This is my love story. I was loving a girl for past 3 years. She is very familiar but quite hard to understand. Every guys just obey what she says Let us get into the story now…. When I was doing…More
Jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? Who is great? It’s u Who is smart? It’s u Who is sweetest? It’s u Who is jolly? It’s u Who…More
Independence Day
“Under this flag, there is no difference between a prince and a peasant, between the rich and the poor, between man and women.” — Mrs. Sarojini NaiduMore
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