Jokes of the Day

Automatic Aeroplane

The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.

The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” a voice intoned. “Welcome to the debut of the world’s first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong … Nothing can go wrong…nothing can go wrong….”

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Hacker

  1. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 
  2. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 
  3.  When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 
  4.  Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 
  5.  Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. 
  6.  Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net” 
  7.  Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments. 
  8.  Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons 
  9.  When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.” 
  10.  You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, jerk.”
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  One thought on “Jokes of the Day

  1. Kam
    March 29, 2012 at 2:11 am

    Too techy! will be understood only by software guys, etc.. A little softer jokes would have been more fun! Hahahah.. 😀

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