What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Who is great? It’s u
Who is smart? It’s u
Who is sweetest? It’s u
Who is jolly? It’s u
Who is lying? Of course, it’s me.

6 facts on Earth
1st fact : U can’t touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2nd fact : After reading this , all fools will try it.
3rd fact : Now u will smiles Bcoz u have become a fool.
4th fact : Now u want 2 fool ur friends.
5th fact : Now u forward it 2 all fools.
6th fact : Fact 1 is false.

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!

Why did you hit your husband with chair?
“I couldn’t lift the table”




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