Tag: Jokes

WHY WHY WHY :)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? If people evolved…

You’ve Been Programming Too Long When…

When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause. When you are reading a…

Jokes of the Day

Automatic Aeroplane The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway. “Good afternoon,…

Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.   Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? Who is great? It’s u Who is smart? It’s u Who is sweetest? It’s u Who is jolly? It’s u Who is lying? Of course, it’s…