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WHY WHY WHY :)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver…

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Jokes of the Day

Automatic Aeroplane The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied…

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Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.   Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? Who is great? It’s u Who is smart? It’s u Who is sweetest? It’s u Who is jolly? It’s u Who…

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