My first 3D movie – Shrek

Shrek

I always wanted to watch a 3d movie but missed every chance.

A Long wait for a 3D movie has ended today by watching my favorite movie Shrek Forever after. The movie is awesome and I just loved it.

The characters are so live but not as worth as the first installment. Still it was a fun ride all the way with the 3D glasses on  🙂

Note : I have not returned the 3D glasses while returning 🙂

T-Shirt Quotes

I listed some of the T-Shirt quotes I hv heard till date.

It’s really funny to read these… Hv a look and leave a reply if u hv any interesting quotes too…

o   Save Water…Drink Beer

o   Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

o   I’m the person your mother warned you about.

o   I Never Finish Anythi

o   Hey…. I smiled just now but that was not meant for u

o   Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

o   Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

o   If you see me getting smaller, I’m leaving.

o   I’ve never ever ever ever ever been in denial!

o   I’m simple. It’s complicated.

o   I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit

o   The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

WHY WHY WHY :)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

And at last ……

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you

Jokes of the Day

Automatic Aeroplane

The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.

The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” a voice intoned. “Welcome to the debut of the world’s first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong … Nothing can go wrong…nothing can go wrong….”

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Hacker

  1. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 
  2. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 
  3.  When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 
  4.  Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 
  5.  Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. 
  6.  Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net” 
  7.  Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments. 
  8.  Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons 
  9.  When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.” 
  10.  You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, jerk.”

Balu’s Love Story

I am L.Balamuthu B.tech (put a bar over the B.tech)

 

This is my love story.

 

I was loving a girl for past 3 years.

She is very familiar but quite hard to understand.

Every guys just obey what she says

 

Let us get into the story now….

 

When I was doing my under graduation,

I had to experience this lovable incident with a girl. [I don’t want to mention her name right now]

 

Every guys and girls in my college knows her.

And goes behind her.

 

“But I did not show any interest on her.”

 

She use to come and often disturbs and irritates me.

She follows me every time.

 

I tried to get away from her.

But she does not run off me.

 

She confused me a lot…

I got flunk in my examinations in the very first semester.

I’m damn sure that she was the cause.

But I could not do anything in her case.

 

Even I complained my staff that she is frustrating me..

But nothing worked.

 

 

And… at one stage..

 “I fell in love with her. “

 

I started to follow her every time.

I use to send letters once in 6 months.

And she replies me that “im here with you.”

 

She never leaves me. And so do i.

I thought that ill be holding her even after my graduation.

 

But my entire dream came to an end.

 

Yes…

Two days before she refused to love me.

 

I was shocked.

 

She gave me a wedding card and told me

 

 “This is not a real love. it is just an affection and

I can’t continue this relationship any more.”

 

 

 

—- I’m so sad—

But I accepted it.

Bcoz we have to accept both failure and success.

 

And  now I would like to specify her name…

 

 

That girl’s name is MATHEMATICS III

And we use call her as  “MA231.”

 

Two days before my love result is published in anna university website.

And I’ve been told that no relation exists between us.

And I am not allowed to write any letters (exams) hereafter.

 

The card she gave me is not her wedding card. Its my degree certificate.

 

 

This is my story..I thank u for spending your valuable time with me.

 

 

———— ——— ——-Happy  Endings—– ——— ——— ——— —

 

L.Balamuthu B.tech (no bars over B.Tech)