Microsoft windows 7 RTM free trial

Windows 7 Enterprise 90-day Trial is available for download.
check out this link
Im gonna download and try it in a virtual pc 🙂

Bought a Laptop :)

i finally a bought a new laptop yesterday.

its HP DV4 1242 TX. it looks cool and have a pretty good configuration.

today ill  create a recovery disc first and then will start all sort of R&D in my laptop 🙂

hv a look at my laptop….

Balu's Laptop
Balu's Laptop

JAI Ho Rahman

Rahman, our very own A.R.Rahman has finally did it.

rahman

 

He bagged two Oscars for best original score and original song (with gulzar). His acceptance speech was awesome and I’m happy that he talked in Tamil in the end.

Before coming, I was excited and terrified. The last time I felt like that was during my marriage. There’s a dialogue from a Hindi film called “Mere paas ma hai,” which means “I have nothing but I have a mother,” so mother’s here, her blessings are there with me. I am grateful for her to have come all the way. And I want to thank the Academy for being so kind, all the jury members. I want to thank Sam Schwartz, I/D PR, all the crew of Slumdog, Mr. Gulzar,Raqueeb Alam, Blaaze, my musicians in Chennai and Mumbai. And I want to tell something in Tamil, which says, which I normally say after every award which is ella puhazhum iraivanukke: “God is great.” Thank you.

And for the second award for The Best Original Song “JAI HO” acceptance speech,

I just want to thank again the whole crew of SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, especially Danny Boyle for giving such a great opportunity. And the whole, all the people from Mumbai. The essence of the film which is about optimism and the power of hope in the lives, and all my life I had a choice of hate and love. I chose love and I’m here. God bless”.

Love you Rahman….. 

New Google Ocean Takes Google Earth Beyond the “Dirt”

Exploring the oceans no longer requires a wetsuit.

Ocean in Google Earth, which launched today, builds on the free, popular 3-D mapping software Google Earth by allowing users to navigate underwater in unprecedented clarity.

New “layers” to the satellite-based software include topographic maps of the seafloor; locations of shipwrecks and algal blooms; and even maps of the tiny phytoplankton that provide the bulk of the ocean’s food chain.

Within the layers, users can explore multimedia features that combine data and maps with videos, quizzes, and other interactives.

The new fish-eye view—accessible via a free upgrade—aims to provide a public platform for users to talk about the oceans, said John Hanke, director of Geo Products at Google. “It really is a means… [of] raising geographical awareness of oceans and … the pressures that are being put on life in the ocean,” he added.

Into the Blue

The idea first came to well-known marine biologist Sylvia Earle at a conference in Madrid a few years ago, when she addressed Hanke during a presentation.

“I just blurted it out,” Earle, a National Geographic explorer-in-residence, recalled. (National Geographic News is owned by the National Geographic Society.) ”

I said, I hope someday, John, you’ll finish [Google Earth]. You’ve done a great job with the dirt, but there’s all that water out there—the world is blue.”

Seventy-two percent of the Earth is covered by oceans. For More News >> Courtesy: NGC

WHY WHY WHY :)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

And at last ……

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you

im gonna speak little here after

im not a gud talker.when im frustrated,ill just speak senseless to people n hurt them too.

this morning i misunderstood one guy and just burts out in anger. and i did the same 2 another guy in the afternoon.

then i worried of doing so….

im gonna stop this myself. ill speak little here after. ill try not hurt anybody.

You’ve Been Programming Too Long When…

  1. When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.
  2. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
  3. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
  4. When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
  5. When you look for your car keys using: “grep keys /dev/pockets”
  6. When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
  7. When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
  8. When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
  9. When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you’re doing the math in octal.
  10. When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.

Jokes of the Day

Automatic Aeroplane

The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.

The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” a voice intoned. “Welcome to the debut of the world’s first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong … Nothing can go wrong…nothing can go wrong….”

Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Hacker

  1. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 
  2. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 
  3.  When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 
  4.  Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 
  5.  Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. 
  6.  Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net” 
  7.  Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments. 
  8.  Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons 
  9.  When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.” 
  10.  You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, jerk.”

Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
  

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Who is great? It’s u
Who is smart? It’s u
Who is sweetest? It’s u
Who is jolly? It’s u
Who is lying? Of course, it’s me.

6 facts on Earth
1st fact : U can’t touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2nd fact : After reading this , all fools will try it.
3rd fact : Now u will smiles Bcoz u have become a fool.
4th fact : Now u want 2 fool ur friends.
5th fact : Now u forward it 2 all fools.
6th fact : Fact 1 is false.

There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!

Why did you hit your husband with chair?
“I couldn’t lift the table”