Who am i …

Im Bill Gates when i switch on my PC,
Im Steve Jobs when i think,
Im a Kid when i dream,
Im a Saint when i sleep,
and
Im the world’s laziest person when i have to wake up..

SomeOne is “Watching” me

i bought a watch two years ago and it was working fine till last thursday.the battery got drained,but still i wore it in hand.
i hardly remembered people asking time.but exactly that particular day a lady asked me time and i had to show my funny face saying “my watch is not working” 🙂

why no one asked time when it was working and
why people asked me time on the exact day it was not working..?

is anyone watching clock me ? 🙂 ?